Yeah, right, you didn't think I was being serious, right? <G>
Check this thing out and have a good laugh:
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html

Alessandro Federici (RemObjects Software) wrote:

Ah.... I see.... those kind of people working from Microsoft.... they
are Microsoft employees!!!!  That's why Linux is faster.  Now I get it.

^_^

Wien.

1. Linux is better looking
2. Linux is quicker
3. Linux is faster
4. Linux is great in bed (on the laptop)
5. Linux is not Windows
6. Linux is not Microsoft
7. Linux will never let you down
8. Linux tastes better
9. Linux is house trained
10. Linux WORKS

See you in OT. ;)

Don

Don mumbled:

11. Linux is made out of 100% recycled bits
12. Linux makes you smarter
13. Linux smells better (windows sux)
14. Linux has a more gentle touch
15. Linux has a Matrix screensaver
16. Linux is cheaper
17. Linux has a cute penguin mascot
18. Linux was born in Europe
19. Linux has a kewl name
20. Linux is user-friendly*

*it's just very selective about who its friends are.

Linux and Windows, yes.

Microsoft Windows and Redhat Linux, no.

Wien.  ;>

news:3dd3c3b2@newsgroups.borland.com...

21. Linux makes you more attractive to the opposite sex.
22. Linux cooks your breakfast in the morning and washes your socks.
23. Linux never has a headache.
24. Linux doesn't care if you have another computer running a different
version of Linux in the same room.
25. Linux doesn't mind if you bring your mates round for a beer.
26. Linux doesn't nag.
27. Linux is ready when you are.
28. Linux never throws a tantrum.
29. Linux can be shared with your mates.
30. Linux looks good in fishnet stockings...

--
Yours,

Slartibardfast & Zephod Beeblebrox

(Team Zip)

In article <3dd3c...@newsgroups.borland.com>, Bogdan says...

Hold it! Anders Ohlsson wrote this cool Matrix screensaver for Windows
as well, in Delphi.
--
Rudy Velthuis (TeamB)

"We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains
 fall out." - Alan Ross Anderson

You forgot to add that Linux is first alphabetically whether it is
Windows or Microsoft Windows

Regards,

Steve Tyrakowski
www.sct-associates.com

In borland.public.delphi.non-technical, Steve Tyrakowski
<VA.0000027f.0ae69...@sct-associates.com>...

  Don't let Allessandro hear that. He'll start getting e{*word*277}d about his
favorite computer from years ago all over again...

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***Posted by Jake's Custom Newsgroup Reader***

news:3dd3d310$1@newsgroups.borland.com...

Who do you think Don and the others that just didn't even bother reading
what
at's that URL are? <BG>

In borland.public.delphi.non-technical, "Alessandro Federici (RemObjects
<3dd3f71...@newsgroups.borland.com>...

  People who are too busy working to follow every URL that gets posted here?

  <hey, i'm a clue wthout a rebel...>

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***Posted by Jake's Custom Newsgroup Reader***

news:3dd3fbe1@newsgroups.borland.com...
here?

No, those that say they are busy but are reading posts, replies and find the
time to reply twice. <G>

In borland.public.delphi.non-technical, "Alessandro Federici (RemObjects
<3dd3f...@newsgroups.borland.com>...

   How about this:

   if IdMessage.Headers['sender'] = "<a...@nospam.msdelphi.com>" then
PlaySound('raspberries.wav');

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***Posted by Jake's Custom Newsgroup Reader***

Furious Typer.

"Alessandro Federici (RemObjects Software)" <a...@nospam.msdelphi.com> wrote
in message news:3dd3f71b$1@newsgroups.borland.com...

news:3dd3fdc3$1@newsgroups.borland.com...

Add some AI to it <G>